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[fiction]When NickBass found out SuperJunior was gay - trans

Khi NickBass té ngửa vì SuJu là gay

 

Author: fionie ( http://fionie.livejournal.com/)

Translator: Gold.

Rating: T.

Pairing: various (EunHae/ShiHan/KangTeuk/YeWook/KyuMin).

Genre: humor, crack.

Disclamer: not own anyone was iron>: D.

T / N: I swear I did not dare to die English translation of his Chul =.=. So I did not translate XDDD ~

Summary: NickBass You know, choreographed dance SJ 3rd album not to wave? Yea, we're talking to him here.

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When NickBass accepted as choreographer for a Korean boy band, he does not expect to get a group of thirteen people.

- Boyband him?

- Yeah. In Korea, they are pretty big. Cart always first. Note to go?

- Of course. High remunerations.

Nick actually does not surprise manager-can-use from the "big" for it literally should know I had choreo for thirteen names, he was appalled.

~ It says "pretty big" it was still light! Nick suddenly felt, "brobdingnagian" is for how many cases of this type of style here ...

Scheduled then Nick will meet the members have the ability to dance well in advance, and he himself asked how much.

Mmm ... the answer is four.

Nick walked into the gym, a little boy ran to Austria introduced "Donghae, PS You can call me Fishy "(Donghae, sir, but I also call you Fishy!).

- Fishy? Oh, you mean Fish? ("Tanh" á? Oh, the fish did you?)

- Yes, Fishy! (Da! Fishy! XD)

- So is it just Fish or Fishy? (So is "Tanh" or fish only? =.-)

- Fishy! You know? Eat? From sea? (He Fishy! I know? To eat it? In the sea?)

(But after the new Nick know "Fishy" is how Koreans pronounce "Fish", and then listening to familiarize themselves nostalgic use never give up.)

The second I met a guy seems little lighter (only if you do not go together other fish only), too thin and he introduced himself as "Eunhyuk Monkey." Surely this boy little confidence in the their English capital.

- Well ... Hi, nice weather! (Hello, nice sun chairs ha!)

truth is pouring rain outside .

- Yeah, nice weather. Nice bangs. (Yeah, that's right ^ ^. Cut Beauty Hair appointment!)

- "Bangs"? - Boy in long-play offense.

- Uh, you know. Hair-slyte? (Yeah, but ... that hairstyle?) - Nick try again.

- Oh! (O!) - On the bright morning he jubilantly. - Rain? You know Rain? (I know Rain again huh?!)

With that, he pulled the glasses where to hold such shady, hooks grab a bottle of mineral water and jumped over the jump again as she was dancing with sticks.

At the same time, the third party neutral gym, running to giggle and dance with your friends intensively uncertain. He's a great jump, but in terms of size is a bit "superior" than a dancer. That fat guy named Shindong.

Only slightly later, finally. This guy has a gentle demeanor, how he moves, showing that movement he must be a dancer all her experience.

- Hi, I'm Hankyung. (Hello, I was Hankyung.)

- Beijing fry rice! (Beijing fried rice!) - Personal Journal screaming from pleasure across the room.

- Beijing fry rice? Oh, you're from China? (Beijing fried rice right?! Oh, so he came from China?)

boy China smiled, nodded quietly. Hum, he was handsome.

Initially, the two sides to work quite hard, even more reasonable interpretation. But gradually, thanks to the dancing feet brandishing hands constantly, they begin to understand what each other says. Body that, four guys that is indeed the best dancer.

session to Tuesday, four men were friendly with Nick, but then again breaking Nick t is much more problematic =.-. story ... He walked into the gym, half the expected four other dancers are taking off, half (more big) surprise they're joking around playing with each other. But Nick just see things different Eunhyuk and Donghae on the floor exercises.

Two kid rolling laugh, do not recognize the presence of Nick. Two men stood calmly smiled Left pit holes, as if this game happens often frequently much. Suddenly, Donghae Eunhyuk wrist grasp, rolled round and sat up on your own. Laughed softly, boy bent down and kissed his lips lightly Eunhyuk. He turned up, with Nick grin:

- HI NICK! HOW ABOUT DANCING? BRING IT ON, BRING IT ON, HA! HA! (Ô ANH NICK! MÌNH NHẢY HÔNG? DZÔ LUÔN, DZÔ LUÔN, HÁ! HÁ!!!) - Hét xong, Cá nhảy múa khắp phòng.

 

 

Nick ta~nhướn mày. Ừ thì nam giới Hàn Quốc nổi tiếng với chuyện "Skinship crazy, but I thought the" gay "is still a subject not very open in this country right?

But now have to meet other members darling.

First, is a man named "Leeteuk," the group leader. He's always done very well, is responsible, if not consider flirting KangIn continuous. Kangin big guy I chose to make Nick Nick do not breathe a word them.

Next is "Shiwon", he speaks English very much. Initially thought Nick Fish is also the name skinship most intense, but in reality he is much more on this. Prefacing sentences with Nick as he said, "Hey, are you Christian?" (British Christians do not?). He just nodded two brothers one is fun just playing together.

Kyuhun and Sungmin, a giant pair seen along highways for the people, certainly there. Despite the screaming leader "to do it tonight then do, "laughed Kyuhun every edge nhech also Sungmin smiled then blushed shyly.

Well, things are quite clear, but expect to be here? They, literally always, stick together 24 / 7, as Smoking is something that secures them. The only thing Nick can say is, this guy to 13 in the same place it is extremely dangerous. Or 12 only, except Shiwon - the most normal guy in all (was assured that ^"^). Or 11, not including Kibum - who Nick was nice to meet cha once but was heard telling the other members a lot.

- He has arms of sex! (This sentence from his Heechul, causing the interpreter to die and I die here as well XD).

- He'sa good actor, and he's too Christian! (A magnificent actor and director as well!) (Off controversy, this question of Shiwon, who does not need an interpreter).

Yesung and Ryeowook are introduce them as a couple, too. This puts doubt Nick is probably the rate of no less gay in South Korea as he is known. But understand one thing about Nick Yesung, he calculated that he had possessed extremely high. And weird again (or said that it is "unique" cough). However, Nick still found in the account for Yesung droll people.

How Nick knows the possession of Yesung U? This is because there is a meal, he must be taught how Ryeowook stride. But take all kinds of languages available, both sides still say what cha know each other, the other boy to still be wrong tick, up to Nick himself forced to adjust foot position for Ryeowook . Intensively uncertain, Yesung next step to pat my shoulder, just say no Ryeowook and barely said "mine."

yet, Yesung dare challenge him with a weird dance of his =.-. Twisted limbs are also wrapped the body folded odd angles. When the eyeball is longer see his face the whole inch, he chuckled, touching the central touch of Nick and kick up running away.

also Heechul Finally, an equally odd Yesung, but the direction of a more attractive little. Today they first met, you guys get into the gym with a cat in his arms. Both owners are both interesting you get a flat surface, very bad mood. Nick knew I should stay away from him (thanks Shiwon sure which) and not through the greeting again. An hour later, Kim lon ton over to Nick, he began, "You're So Beautiful Hey man yo yo brother thank God." When Nick started Heechul looked puzzled, he immediately pushed back and cried "Oh, personal space, personal space!", Then raised his hands covered his face and ran.

What makes Nick the most shocking happen on a group training session. He went to Korea a few weeks and body with 13 members, can laugh with them as friends so. But that day he was angry the first time. Sessions lasted 5 hours, makes me extremely tired, but do not translate into stars and dancing boys Korea still erroneous.

Nick yelled sure all stop focusing on the middle of the room. I need some questions Shiwon service, looking to find him. Normally he's very easy to find, so high that, again blocks standing near the mirror anymore. But this meal hanging around, looking back to see his ball Where it all.

- Shiwon?

- Shiwon?! - Nick yelled, frustrated when not found Shiwon.

Leeteuk green with fear, brandishing hand-foot dancing and radiation disturbances stuttered said in Korean.

- Shiwon where?!

- Toa ... sir ... toilet

not need to hear solutions

like to add, Nick rumbling toward home toilet rushing, to quickly discharge anger.

But

. What he saw made him shuffle can not be added.

Shiwon and Hankyung Both are to come out from the toilet, at the same time (larval-je ~). Hair disorder, breathing hard, red discoloration. Hankyung half to wear clothes backward.

anger to stunned runs. The boy Shiwon-OO-super-straight is ... GAY ?!!!! Unless of course he did a ball which must be straight.

Shiwon laughing, waving, "Hi Nick, you look like a bear today!" (Yo Nick, I bear this meal than it looks!).

done.

12:30 '15/12/2009

 

 

 

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